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mjalti:

me, as a therapist: did someone forget to turn on their Himalayan pink salt lamp that destroys negative energy today?

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bongcop:

a happy ending! 

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bruddabois:

artisticlog:

This is a phenomena known as crown shyness ☘️✨🍃

Two trees, chilling in a forest, five inches apart cus they’re not gay

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neopuff:

impulse-goblin:

neopuff:

neopuff:

now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

did i forget to mention it was my boss from claires and sallys that did this. the police called her and she played dumb for a minute before confessing. so at least i dont have to fight it lol

“Got my identity stolen at Claire’s” is something you’d expect from a shitpost and yet

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wanderroverryonderr:

brian4rmthe6:

If u reading this

I HOPE U GET RICH.

Originally posted by usedpimpa

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positive-memes:

just a man and his switch

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dankmemeuniversity:

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